I thought I should introduce my self for my first post. My name is Cato the Larger of Peevish St. Vincent. I am a cat and therefore I am an expert on everything. I should begin by letting you know that I do not type these myself. Big furry paws are great for hunting stealthily and for shredding curtains, but not much good for typing. I dictate these to one of my staff who, between feeding me, petting me, and letting me outdoors, dutifully types the posts. Any errors are, of course, his. Like most humans he's not all that bright, but you get what help you can. If I just had opposable thumbs imagine what I could do!
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